H: “There was a consortium and it was decided that you are walking the dogs”W: “A consortium?”
H: “Is that not the right word? Is that not how it’s pronounced?”
W: “No, it’s right. I’m just disturbed that you were holding a consortium with the dog”
One of my fav new past times is googling “meeting”– then lamenting about how this is how I wasted away my 20’s. Why didn’t someone tell me to work on a cruise ship or something?