Live from the Home Office

real time from @daHomeOffice

• Almost stayed on subway past my stop only to not give satisfaction to lady staring at me for my seat. Only day 2 of commuting! 5 months ago
• 5 o'clock whistle: just put apron on dog and shoved her into bathroom with will. Little funnier than that 6 months ago
• There is nothing more exciting than finding a seat next to an outlet open at the coffee shop on my block! Oh park slope life 6 months ago
• Another Spanish only #jetblue announcement. Oh boy that's really makin the jfk bound refugees reeeallyyy anxious and angry! Gettin exciting 6 months ago
• #jetblue agent just made an announcement. In spanish. Only. Should study more. Thinks it was about Dom republic flight, but still! 6 months ago
• Ok cranky #jetblue gate agents need to announce if there's enough time for me to pound a Cabernet before new plane arrives from bullpen 6 months ago
• #jetblue made us disembark. Poor pilot was all chipper about his new plane too.on way out I asked if offer to check out cockpit still stands 6 months ago